It is generally recognised that democracy in Zimbabwe is dead and buried. Robert Mugabe, Zimbabwean president for the past 28 years, sounded its death-knell many years ago. Mugabe has succeeded in driving a once-prosperous nation into poverty. But he comes up for re-election on March 29, and has promised "free and fair" elections.

Yet Mugabe's concept of what comprises a free and fair election is different from that practiced elsewhere. In an attempt to sway voters he has issued orders to give civil servants pay increases, although with little in the shops and the money almost worthless it is hard to know what benefit that will be.

Not content with that, Mugabe is also giving free tractors to farmers, despite farmers having no crops to plant, no water for irrigation, and no fuel for the tractors. But then, as Mugabe lives in isolated luxury, it is easy to understand his wrong thinking.